The time has come for the best form of guilty pleasure to return to our television screens. The reality show that seems somewhatoutdated(picking girls out of a lineup... what even?) but still entirely addictive (I need to know why Colton was crying!) is back, and this season, The Bachelor is all about.... Colton's virginity. Seriously, the fact that this season's bachelor, Colton Underwood, is a virgin seems to be the biggest plot line of the century. But now that the ladies have arrived, we can fully analyze Colton Underwood's body language on The Bachelor season premiere to see what the rest of this year's hot mess has in store for us.
In short, it appears as though Underwood is completely genuine about trying to find love. At least that's what body language expert Traci Brown infers. "He's a really attentive guy," she tells Elite Daily. "He's doing all the right things so that each of them feels unique and listened to. He really likes to look them in the eye. And that's all it takes to make them feel special."
While that's all nice and good, Brown also breaks down Underwood's interactions with a few of the key players from the premiere. Buried under all the sloth costumes, fake accents, and virgin puns, there might actually be true love. Let's find out, shall we?