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5 Things Not To Say In Bed With A Guy, According To 19 Guys

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We all put our foot in mouth from time to time. I feel like I do it practically on a daily basis. Sometimes your mouth just runs away with you when you're feeling comfortable. And since we all know that the best sex happens when you're feeling totally uninhibited, there's a good chance that, even though we all know that there are certain things not to say in bed, at some point we all slip up and say something crazy.

While there should be no shame in your freak nasty game, there are some subjects you may want to steer clear of in the sack. On a recent Reddit thread,  one Redditor asked "What's something you never want to hear a woman say in bed? Or what was the worst thing you've ever heard?"

The answers were very... educational. Some of the responses are really surprising — and some are hilarious. And some, well, I've definitely said them. Oops! Well, you live and you learn. Turns out, there’s dirty talk, then there’s just plain bad talk, and sometimes you don't have to say anything at all to make these dudes want to nope right out of the sack.

No Size Queens Please

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- MisterCelsius93

- Spire2

- TheSevenDweller

- emotheatrix

- Fuckoff555

No More Tears

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- rapiertwit

- mrfresh6

Not Being Into It

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- TheStyleGod 

- PolishThrowaway11

- Gunntherd

- lost_n_space

- Dazz316

- wtf81

Being Too Into It

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- dysfunctional_vet

- Pootanium

- ScharlieScheen

Seriously dude? It's not all about you!

Failing The Name Game

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- MisterMiscellaneous

- whiteguyinCS

Also, This Happened...

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- heysohowareyoutoday

There you have it, ladies. Here’s what not to say next time you are with bae in bed. Or, if you’re a troll like me, here's some new material!

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