5 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines To Use On Tinder That Are So Bad, They're Actually Cute

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When messaging on dating apps, I usually just go for a plain, old "hello." I once started saying, "We did it!!" but then, guys would respond saying, "Did what?" Then, I would't know what to say, so I'd let the convo fade out. But hey, sometimes, instead of a boring hello, you want some cheesy pick-up lines to use on Tinder to spice things up. Because why not? Dating is supposed to be fun, and you only live once... unless you believe in reincarnation, and then, who knows what's up?

Anyway, there's something cute and endearing about being horribly bad at dating. And there's nothing more horribly bad than a pick-up line being thrown at you by someone you might want to have sex with. However, you've got to be careful when using lines with a stranger, because they definitely don't work on everyone. What one person might find funny, another person might see as a huge turn-off.

So, if you're willing to take a chance, here are some cheesy pick-up lines to use on Tinder that are so bad, they're actually great. I think. Maybe. God these are awful. Be careful. Hopefully, they'll work out for you.

1. "Are You A Fruit, Because Honeydew You Know How Fine You Look Right Now?"

This pick-up line, from Pick Up Lines Galore, actually made me LOL, so there's a safe chance it might make someone else laugh, too. I also had to read it a few times before I fully understood it. (Maybe I am dumb?) But all that means is that someone on a dating app will be giving your message a little bit of extra attention.

2. "I Seem To Have Lost My Phone Number. Can I Have Yours?"

OK, so this line won't need to be read a few times before your match finally gets it. This line is an instant classic, and to be honest, it might even escalate the conversation from app to texting and straight on to a date in real life. I'd say this is a pretty safe bet.

3. "Wouldn't We Look Cute On A Wedding Cake Together?"

This one is probably the most aggressive of the pick-up lines that you could ever use, but really, if you're going to use one, why not come on strong, right? If your match doesn't answer (how rude), you could always follow it up with a calm, gentle "WOULDN'T WE?!?!?" (Or, maybe a "just kidding.")

4. "Do I Know You? Because You Look A Lot Like My Next Boyfriend."

Yeah, that's right. Honestly, if your match doesn't find this line low-key endearing, then you don't need that kind of negativity in your life anyway. Keep on swiping.

5. "Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven?"

This line is my favorite, and I think it's the least cheesy, because it's very clearly a joke, and not too much. But instead of saying "you," I might just write "u" to make it more joke-y and casual. I don't know. Aesthetically, I just think it looks better. These things matter, you know!

So if you're at a loss for another original, creative thing to say, why not try one of these super cheesy pick-up lines out? Or, if you're feeling scared, you can always just resort back to "hi" instead. Yeah, maybe just go with the "hi" thing.

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