39 Witty Instagram Captions For Halloween That Are Anything But Basic

Halloween is, well, Halloween. You can't help but enjoy it -- at least a little. There's so much to love: Halloween candy, costume parties, the cooler autumn weather, and, of course, all of your friends, together, celebrating. It's an excuse to hang out with your best friends, that potential crush you've had your eye on, and consume more candy than necessary. Basically, Halloween is where it's at. Whether you love it or hate it, there's at least a little but of fun to be had. Between all of the fun and the laughs, you obviously have to take some pictures, and you'll need a bunch of funny captions for Halloween to go along with your snaps.

If there's one thing Halloween is great for, it's the Instagram pictures. You've spent weeks perfecting and DIY-ing your costume (or, costumes, if you're hitting up a bunch of parties). The accessories are perfect, right to down to the makeup and hair. If you have a group costume, you pretty much have to slay it (which, of course, you do, because you're #queen). Once you know you've crushed it completely with the idea and presentation, there's no shame in taking a few quality pics with the squad. Because let's face it, if it's not on the 'Gram, it didn't happen.

But the most important part, we all know, about posting a picture on Instagram is coming up with a creative and witty caption. Choosing just the right caption for your post is challenging. The right picture with the perfect caption can go a long way as far as likes are concerned. So, these 39 funny Halloween Instagram captions will match any post you want to put on your page this year.

1. "Creep it real." -- Unknown

2. "More boos, please." -- Unknown

3. "Eat, drink & be scary." -- Unknown

4. "Boo Felicia." -- Unknown

5. #Squadghouls

6. "If you've got it, haunt it." -- Rose Pressey

7. "Witch better have my candy." -- Unknown

8. "Trick or treat yo' self." -- Unknown

9. "Hey boo, let's get sheet-faced." -- Unknown

10. "You say witch like it's a bad thing." -- Unknown

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11. "It's always Halloween inside my head." -- Unknown

12. "Witch, please." -- Unknown

13. "Trick or tequila." -- Unknown

14. "Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus." -- Unknown

15. "Yes, I can drive a (broom) stick." -- Unknown

16. "I put a spell on you." -- Jay Hawkins

17. "What's up my witches?" -- Unknown

18. "Let's get (pumpkin) smashed." -- Unknown

19. "It's just a bunch of hocus pocus." -- Hocus Pocus

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20. "A wee bit wicked." -- Unknown

21. "If the broom fits, fly it." -- Unknown

22. "This witch can be bribed with chocolate." -- Unknown

23. "I don't celebrate Halloween. I am Halloween." -- Unknown

24. "Happy Howl-oween." -- Unknown

25. "Everyday is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us..." -- Tim Burton

26. "All my best ghoulfriends are total witches." -- Unknown

27. "By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." -- William Shakespeare

28. "Drink up, witches." -- Unknown

29. "If you can't stir with the big girls, you can always step away from the cauldron." -- Unknown

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30. "Only a little bit batty." -- Unknown

31. "Don't make me drop a house on you." -- Unknown

32. "Hey boo-tiful." -- Unknown

33. "Don't make me get the flying monkeys." -- Unknown

34. "Hocus pocus and chill?" -- Unknown

35. "If you think I'm a witch, you should meet my sister." -- Unknown

36. "A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends." -- Unknown

37. "Not every witch lives in Salem." -- Unknown

38. "Basic witch." -- Unknown

39. "This is my magic happy potion." -Unknown

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There you have it... 39 solid Instagram captions for all of your Halloween picture needs. Go out there, have fun with your people, and when you're ready to post it up, try one (or two) of these captions out. These funny ideas will certainly rack up all the likes.