If your Instagram looked like #relationshipgoals up until your recent breakup, you might feel compelled to share the news of your split with your followers. (If Miley Cyrus can do it, why can't you, right?) But if long, vulnerable captions aren't your style, you might want to opt for funny Instagram captions to use after your breakup to convey that you're newly single and going to be just fine.
If you're not exactly feeling super funny today, don't worry. This list has got you covered. Whether you want to just go with a hilarious Lizzo quote that shows how fabulous you are or you want to get some people sliding in your DMs as soon as humanly possible, this list is filled to the brim with options for every mood.
Rather than blowing up your group chat trying to come up with the best caption, let this list do all of the heavy lifting for you. Read each one of them and copy and paste whichever feels the most true to how you're feeling onto your next Instagram post. Are you ready for this?
This is a not-so-subtle and hilarious way to announce that you're back on the market. Get ready for your followers who have been silently thirsting after you to pop out of the woodwork.
Or sub in Travis Scott, Kristen Stewart, etc...
As if this list would be complete without at least one Lizzo quote. If you want to send your ex a hilarious but also majorly passive-aggressive message, I'd go with this one for sure.
Pair this with the most DGAF picture you have for maximum LOLs.
Give your own single-person spin on the Whitney Houston classic.
I mean, the public really deserves to know this information. So, why not announce it PSA-style?
Michael Scott has gifted the world with plenty of great quotes, but this may be one of his best. Quote the GOAT in your caption to let people know that you're thriving on your own.
Again, this is a little petty. But sometimes being a little petty is funny.
If you're a pizza lover, go with this caption to let people know you've still got your bae.
I saw this on a t-shirt once and am just still not over it. So petty. So hilarious. So great.
Why not throw a little Frozen reference in there?
If you're trying to party, go with this caption. Invite your friends out for a night of celebrating your newfound single status.
Nothing like a good old, fashioned Ariana tribute.
You came into this world alone and you'll leave it alone, so being single is only natural. Let people know you're back to being solo and loving it.
Just wait for the praise-hands emoji comments to roll in.
Obvs, we had to throw a Ross/Rachel tribute in there for those of you who are, in fact, on a break.
This is funny but it also shows you're actively moving on.
A little spicy.
Have you ever tried doing this? It's truly one of the greatest spoils of being single.
You're not just single and "ready" to mingle, let everyone know you're out there actively mingling.
This is a pretty cheeky way to announce that you're really embracing and loving the single life.
This will likely be never and I totally get that.
True.
Ah, nothing like a good, old-fashioned congratulatory post.
OK, now take your pick and show the world just how fine you really are.
