Want to make your partner's day? It's not as hard as you think. (That's what she said.) While plenty of people appreciate a midday NSFW sext, I think there's something even more delightful about texting your SO a hilariously dirty joke. Not only will it give you both a good laugh — a filthy joke is a totally unexpected thing to come in the middle of the day. (Come in the Middle of the Day: the title of your sex tape.) I've got some dirty jokes to text your partner that are surely to make them cackle... and maybe even get them a little turned on. (Or a lot. Who can say?)
Perhaps sexual innuendos are your thing. Maybe you can't resist a dirty pick-up line. As much as I love a good, clean knock-knock joke, it's hard not to grab your SO's attention with some raunchy adult humor. "How was your day?" Predictable and lame. A joke so filthy you want to take a shower after reading it? Promiscuous and LOL-worthy. I'll warn you: These jokes aren't for the faint of heart. And they might lead to a few adventures in the bedroom. But if you're looking to make your partner gasp, these 25 down-and-dirty one-liners are a far cry from the jokes you'd find on a Popsicle stick.