To all of the "nasty women" out there, I'd like to commend your efforts to rise above the tragedy that plagued our nation on the dreaded day of November 9.
Since then, you've protested the powers, donated to Planned Parenthood in Mike Pence's name and sang Christmas carols that promote women's rights.
Oh! We can't forget about the beloved "Nasty Woman" T-shirts that you've been ordering in mass quantities before and after the election took place.
Speaking of those lovely white and pink shirts... I have some news, and it's fucking fantastic (excuse my language, I'm just really excited).
Apparently, because of your choice to continuously buy the "Nasty Woman" T-shirt, over $100,000 has been raised for Planned Parenthood.
Google Ghost, the company that created the "Nasty Woman" T-shirt, has donated half of the proceeds from their sales to Planned Parenthood in Donald Trump's name.
On Tuesday, they excitedly announced on their Instagram page that they donated exactly $100,165 to Planned Parenthood and that they're still taking orders and donations.
Pretty nasty, if you ask me.
The massive sales of the T-shirt serve as a huge success for strong, independent and intelligent women everywhere, especially after Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton a "nasty woman" during October's third presidential debate.
Since that very moment, the term "nasty woman" has been flipped from an insult to a girl power mantra that women are proud to describe themselves as.
Although Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 Presidential Election, men and women alike continued ordering the shirts in support of their beliefs.
Between the $100,165 donated to Planned Parenthood in Trump's name and the 20,000 donations under Pence's, I think our voices are being heard loud and clear.
However, now that Donald Trump has solidified his position in the White House for the next four years, it's time to stock our closets with even more "Nasty Woman" T-shirts.
Buy them for yourself. Buy them for your friends. For the love of women's rights, just freakin' buy them.
Even Katy Perry owns one.