Pornhub: 'Golden Shower' Video Searches Have Increased

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The bizarre allegations targeting President-elect Donald Trump this week have piqued the world's curiosity in the kinkiest way.

In a 35-page dossier reported by an alleged former British intelligence officer, Trump was accused of attending wild "sex parties" in St. Petersburg.

He was also accused of demanding prostitutes to perform "golden showers" on a bed at the Ritz-Carlton Moscow that President Obama had previously slept in.

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The document claims Russian authorities were said to have collected sensitive data and video recordings of Trump that Russia could use against him as "blackmail."

I'm not making this shit up. The report really did say this. Trump has since denounced the allegations and called the scathing dossier "fake news."

He went on to state Russia has "never tried to use leverage" over him.

According to Pornhub, the number of search inquiries including the keywords "golden showers" increased by 102 percent over the inquiry's normal daily average.

Um, that's a pretty significant increase. America, are you OK?!

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It's safe to say people just wanted to know what all of the chatter was about.

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Another shocking find highlighted the fact men over the age of 65 are typically the users who search for urine-related videos on Pornhub. Data collected over the course of three months proved that obscure fact.

OK, go ahead. Make your joke about how Trump is 70 years old. I'll wait...

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In addition to "golden showers," other search terms like "pee," "piss" and "pissing" saw increases as high as 71 percent, according to the Pornhub's data.

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Look, if you were one of the many Americans that decided to watch videos of people urinating on each other as an act of sexual pleasure, there's nothing to be ashamed of. We'll go ahead and assume you were just... REALLY "curious."

Now, run along and clear out your search history ASAP, you freak!

Citations: 'Golden shower' searches suddenly (and unsurprisingly) skyrocket on Pornhub (Mashable)