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70 Clever Captions For Your Fall Haircut And Revealing Your New ‘Do For The Season

New hair, who dis?

by Kristin Corpuz
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There are few things in life that feel better than when you get a fresh haircut. A new look is essential for a new season, and with fall finally in full swing, it's about time for a new ‘do. As you’re breaking out your cozy sweaters from the back of the closet and waiting for pumpkin spice lattes to make their way back to the coffeehouse menu, you can use any of these clever Instagram captions for your haircut posts to make a statement on the ‘Gram and show your friends that you’re ready for any autumn adventure that comes your way.

Every season has a different vibe to it when it comes to your hair color and style. While you may have sunkissed highlights from lounging by the pool or spending your days on the beach in the summer, the fall has a warmer tone to it. A crisp cut to float above your high-neck turtleneck sweaters is a timeless, chic look that will make you feel brand new.

Along with a fresh snip and some cutting hair quotes, you might want to embrace the colors of the season in your mane. You can try out a blended honey tone, reddish glaze, caramel swirl, or even ash blonde balayage to shine under the autumn sun while you go apple picking. You could shapeshift with whispy curtain bangs or even a trendy, edgy mullet. Even if you chop your hair shorter than ever, you’re new hairstyle will be the perfect new frame to your face and an exciting fall transformation that reflects a bolder version of you. This is also the perfect opportunity to wow your friends with a haircut transition or a “to the salon” TikTok trend video. Just don’t forget to snap a “before” pic to pair with your “after” shot for an epic transformation, and caption it with any of these 70 new haircut captions and quotes

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  1. "New hair, who dis?"
  2. "Life is too short to have boring hair."
  3. "Back to my roots."
  4. "A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life." — Coco Chanel
  5. "Invest in your hair. It's the crown you never take off."
  6. "Life is short. Make each hair flip fabulous."
  7. "Your hair tells a lot about you. Make sure it's telling the right story."
  8. "That's why her hair's so big. It's full of secrets."Mean Girls
  9. "Sorry, I can't hear you over the volume of my hair."
  10. "Love is in the hair."
  11. "Life isn't perfect, but your hair can be."
  12. "I whip my hair back and forth." — Willow Smith, "Whip My Hair"
  13. "*Flips hair.*"
  14. "Happy hair, happy life."
  15. "My goals include making my own money and perfecting my hair flip."
  16. "I’m as free as my hair" — Lady Gaga, "Hair"
  17. "Lettin' my hair do the talking."
  18. "Hello, gorgeous." — Funny Girl
  19. "Hair doesn't make the woman, but good hair definitely helps."
  20. "Great hair. Because you only get one first impression."
  21. "Hair is jewelry. It's an accessory." — Jill Scott
  22. "Better call Becky with the good hair." — Beyoncé, "Sorry"
  23. "People will stare. Make it worth their while." — Harry Winston
  24. "Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful." Sophia Loren
  25. "A woman's hair is her glory."— Maya Angelou
  26. "Bad hair day? I don't know her."
  27. "Gorgeous hair is the best revenge."
  28. "Who run the world? Curls."
  29. "Long hair, don't care."
  30. "Live colorfully or dye trying."
  31. "This hair was made for flipping."
  32. "I didn’t want to go out, but my hair looked too good to stay home."
  33. "It's hairy possible that I got a haircut."
  34. "Too glam to give a damn."
  35. "Feeling peachy."
  36. "Short hair, don't care."
  37. "But first, let me take a selfie." — The Chainsmokers, "#SELFIE"
  38. “My hair is just a cut above the rest.”
  39. “This new ‘do comes with amazing fringe benefits.”
  40. “Today, I decided to look very trim and proper.”
  41. “Well, well. Hair we are.”
  42. “Feeling gourdgeous with my new fall cut.”
  43. “I’m falling in love with my new hair.”
  44. “There she glows.”
  45. “Sweater weather is better with a new haircut.”
  46. “You like my hair? Gee thanks, just bought it.” – Ariana Grande, “7 rings”
  47. “Sorry, the old (your name) can’t come to the phone right now.” – Taylor Swift, “Look What You Made Me Do.”
  48. “You have to cut off dead ends so you can grow.”
  49. “Cue the cute cut.”
  50. “Glow big or go home.”
  51. “A crisp cut for fall.”
  52. “You are banging. Get it? Banging? I love myself.” – Kris Jenner
  53. “Don't you be scared to run your hands through my hair, baby ‘cause that’s why it’s there.” – Ariana Grande, “my hair”
  54. “I cut my hair like I cut out negative energy – snip snip!”
  55. “You're only as good as your last haircut.” – Fran Lebowitz
  56. “Hairstyle is the final tip-off of whether or not a woman really knows herself.” – Hubert de Givenchy
  57. “Good hair day.”
  58. “Box dye is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.”
  59. “I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair and send him on his way.” – Oscar Hammerstein II and Richard Rodgers, “I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair”
  60. “You can change your hair, and you can change your clothes, you can change your mind, that's just the way it goes.” – “Hannah Montana,” “You’ll Always Find Your Way Back Home”
  61. “Beauty comes from the inside (inside the hair salon).”
  62. “Rain: LOL, is that a challenge?”
  63. “There’s nothing plain about my mane.”
  64. “Love is in the hair.”
  65. “If she cuts her hair after you break up, you’re not getting her back.”
  66. “What’s the fun in staying the same?”
  67. “Your heart shows itself through your hair.”
  68. “Transform your hair, transform your life.”
  69. “The hair is the richest ornament of women.” – Martin Luther
  70. “A good stylist is cheaper than a good therapist.”

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