Being hungry is the WORST.
You can't concentrate, you feel weak and all you can think about is grabbing a snack. There's no messing with a hungry person: It really does affect your entire mood.
We've all felt that painful feeling of an empty stomach. But what about the girls who feel that way ALL THE DAMN TIME?
Don't try to tell them "hangry" isn't an emotion: They feel that shit in their SOULS, and they're always trying to tackle it before it comes out of nowhere and hits them like an asteroid.
So, as a result, they've developed some, um, pretty weird habits. Here are eight things chronically hungry girls do that don't make sense to anybody else:
1. You plan what you're going to eat for breakfast before you've even eaten dinner.
You have to have all your meals planned out at all times. You can't just "wing it" when it comes to food: It's just too important.
So yeah, maybe people think you're crazy for knowing what you're going to eat in the morning before you've even eaten dinner, but you can't imagine living life any other way.
2. You have more snacks in your bag than you have makeup.
You just never know when you're going to be hungry, and you can't WAIT for hours until you can pick up food.
So, what else can you do but make sure your purse is always stocked with goodies you can munch on if your blood sugar gets too low... which it inevitably will?
3. You have pre-dinner... and then you have ACTUAL dinner.
Three meals a day is WAY too little for you. You can't go more than a couple of hours without food: You've TRIED.
So, you divide your meals more like this: breakfast, snack, lunch, snack, pre-dinner, dinner and OF COURSE, tons of desserts thrown in.
WHAT? You need the sustenance.
4. You refuse to take any pictures of your food.
I'm sorry, but any time taken trying to take the "perfect" food shot is just time wasted.
Why take pictures of your food when you can eat it?
5. You say no to dates if you don't like the restaurant your date has chosen.
Look: You're not saying you can't change the location. But if someone already displays bad taste in food, how are you going to get along?
Food is LITERALLY the most important part of your day. If your date doesn't get that, you've clearly found the wrong person.
6. You don't have a drinking budget: You have a food budget.
Some people spend all their money on drinks: You spend it on after-drink pizza.
And honestly? Good food is EXPENSIVE.
But it's SO worth it.
7. You use promises of food to get you through impossible tasks.
"If I get out of bed an hour earlier tomorrow, I'll eat pancakes for breakfast," you'll think to yourself.
Food is your one major motivator, and you know you're only going to get through the difficult things in your life if you're promised food after.
Difficult presentation? Sure, you'll do it... but only because your boss is providing doughnuts at the meeting.
8. You store food in your room.
I'm sorry, but your roommates/parents/siblings are NOT going to get their hands on your favorite snack: It's yours.
You never know when the mood will strike for some late-night munchies, so you need to make sure your favorite snack is right by your side, where you need it to be.