18 Instagram Captions To Throw Shade At All The Haters


Ugh, the haters. You can't live with them, and you can't live without them... well, sort of. Anyone else feel like your haters sometimes give you the motivation you need to live your life and be the boss b*tch you really want to be? Whatever form they come in, many of us have a love-hate relationship with them. Every once in awhile, you have to throw your haters a bone, and sometimes, that means using some hardcore Instagram captions to throw shade.

You know what I mean. Those days when your hair's totally on point, your makeup is done (for once) and looks absolutely spectacular, you have a killer outfit on, and things in your life are just falling into place. Those are the days you want to slay on the haters. You just want everyone to know you've got this... and you can do that by sending a subtle message to the people out there who can't stop sipping on the haterade and love to see you fail.

When those days come, the only logical move is to take a picture, girlfriend. Show off your hustle and drive for the world to see, because why not? These 18 captions are the perfect accompaniment to your shade pic of the day.

Julien L. Balmer

1. "Hustle until your haters ask if you're hiring." — Unknown

2. "If you don't like and still watch everything I do, b*tch you're a fan." — Unknown

3. "If they say 'that's impossible,' remember that it's impossible for them, not for you." — Unknown

4. "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my *ss." — Unknown

5. "I don't hold grudges, you just become irrelevant." — Unknown

6. "I would like to confirm that I do not care." — Unknown

7. "Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say." — W.H. Auden

8. "Haters don't really hate you, they hate themselves, because you are a reflection of what they wish they could be." — Unknown

9. "Underestimate me. That'll be fun." — Unknown

10. "Haters are cute little reminders that you're the sh*t." — Unknown

11. "Do it for the people who want to see you fail." — Unknown

12. "Self-love is the greatest middle finger of all time." — Unknown

13. "It's a beautiful day to leave me alone." — Unknown

14. "They wanna see you do good, but never better than them. Remember that." — Unknown

15. "Hi stalker. I'm still fabulous. Thanks for checking up on me." — Unknown

16. "Nothing beautiful asks for attention." — Unknown

17. "Those who do you wrong will eventually face their own karma." Unknown

18. "Don't let negative voices or negative people talk you out of your dream." — Unknown

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