I'm going to be straight with you, I thought I was over this face-swap thing. I thought it was completely played out, and I wanted people to stop talking about it and writers on the Internet to never publish face-swap articles again.
Then, I saw this face swap, and I ate my words like a delicious box of donuts.
Yes, this wonderful woman managed (I expect through sorcery) to face swap with her own forehead zit.
The New York primaries were yesterday, but I'd like to officially propose a cancellation of all the results. I'm sure we can all agree -- Republicans and Democrats alike -- this woman should be our next president.
Her vice president will, without question, be her zit. Look, the VP doesn't do anything anyway. We all know a VP is basically just a figure(fore)head.
I shall offer myself to be her first man. Wait, is that the correct term? If so, it kind of sounds like the first person she had sex with before moving on to bigger and better things. I mean bigger figuratively -- also, not figuratively. Look, all I'm saying is if you're a woman and you are president, your husband better be carrying some serious dick weight. Wow, this concept went off the rails.
Anyway, vote Princess Wonder 2016.
Citations: Woman pulls off horrifying face swap with her own giant zit (The Daily Dot)
