The Thirst Is Real: Woman Drops Her Baby To Catch The Wedding Bouquet (Video)

I love weddings because you are able to get together with your extended family to celebrate two people (who will probably get divorced in 15 years) and their love for each other, and everyone gets happily drunk until one of your uncles says something racist about the Chinese.

It’s a beautiful thing.

Oh, and my favorite part is surely the tossing of the bouquet because, for those of you who do not know, a bouquet is an arrangement of flowers with the power to cure loneliness.

In this ceremonial gesture, the bride tosses her instant cure at a crowd of unmarried women to give one of them the right to happiness.

Unfortunately, the unmarried women sometimes want the bouquet a little too badly. Such is the case in this video, where a woman promptly drops her baby in her effort to catch the flowers.

Basically, she acted like we all act when a new iPhone comes out, and suddenly, the one you're holding looks like dog sh*t -- except, she did it to a baby.

According to the video's description, no babies were harmed in the making of this video. So, yeah, call the police.