This Is Exactly What Uber's New Ambulance Service Will Look Like (Video)

Last week, it was revealed that Uber response times are often quicker than those for an ambulance, which is another way of saying "capitalism has finally won."

In light of this news, Jimmy Kimmel announced the brand new Uber service, "Ubulance"-- an Uber-ambulance for all those young professionals out there with trendy bursting appendixes and cool new gunshot wounds.

Although it's true that the company's response times are lightning fast (2 minutes for Uber compared to 6 minutes for an ambulance), the only medical advice Uber drivers will offer you is, "please, vomit outside," and, "stop smoking."