This Is What Life Would Be Like If Everything Was Bundled Like Cable (Video)

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I don't know why we all think it's totally normal to pay for 200 channels that broadcast Italian soccer games just so we can watch "Mad Men" on Sundays, but that's just how the world works.

Thankfully, Funny or Die is questioning the status quo with this video starring the inimitable David Koechner (Champ Kind from "Anchorman") posing the question,

What if everything was bundled like cable?

What if grocery shopping worked the same way?  You'd ask the guy at the meat counter for a flank steak and he'd happily nod and give you an entire cow.

You get a toothache? A dentist will pull the tooth out for you, along with all the rest of your teeth.

You want to go see a movie? Great! You get to sit in a theater all by yourself because you bought every ticket!

Cable packages must be stopped.