Lifestyle

New Seamless Service 'No Human' Gets Rid Of All Human Contact (Video)

The only thing worse than having to order food over the phone from an actual human is when you realize your girlfriend's dog has a bigger penis than you.

That's the only worse thing.

So, rejoice!

Now, you don't have to waste your precious time speaking to anyone on the phone and you can ensure you don't see or speak to another human being during the entire ordering process.

Because the only thing worse than being handed a Seamless order by a delivery guy is taking the Spanish SAT IIs while high on meth.

That's the only worse thing.

Actually, if it was up to me, I'd like all my food to be made by robots and delivered by ghosts.