The Russian Army's Version Of 'Barbie Girl' Is Surprisingly Intense (Video)

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The song "Barbie Girl," by Aqua, was released in 1997. For those of you who are not amazing at math, that was 18 years ago. If that song was a person, it'd be old enough to join the Russian army by now.

Either Russia just has an 18-year delay on all of our top 40 hits, or one of the Russian army's hipsters suggested this song ironically.

Whatever the reason, one thing is clear: Somehow these guys make this song sound tough as hell.

I mean imagine being on the battlefield and hearing a hundred Russian soldiers chanting in unison: “...LIFE IS PLASTIC! ...IT’S FANTASTIC!”

I guess after the fall of the Soviet Union, Russia has finally really come around to embracing America’s consumerist lifestyle.

Capitalism always wins, eventually.