When I find out I'm about to have a baby, I'm definitely going to piss my pants.
I mean, yes, having a kid is "very amazing," but it definitely isn't just amazing.
Anyone who responds to that ridiculous bombshell simply by cheering and applauding is secretly either a serial killer or a ghost and can't be trusted.
Having a kid has to be absolutely terrifying. Think of the biggest idiot you know (for me, it's a kid who punched the gym teacher in the penis and got expelled in middle school).
That kid is someone's baby.
So my heart goes out to you, new dad. You've got a long road ahead of you. Now drink all of that "daddy's beer" as fast as possible.