Man Catches Dildo In His Mouth

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OK, I'm not entirely positive what more there is for me to say here. This is a video of a man with a natural talent he never knew he had discovering his secret power: catching a dildo in his mouth.

So basically, it's like that movie "Unbreakable," but instead of being about a train crash making Bruce Willis realize he's vaguely Superman, it is about a guy who was thrown a pink dildo and realized he's really good at catching a dildo in his mouth like a pelican.

Following this logic, the man throwing the dildo is probably similar to Samuel L Jackson in that same film, who *SPOILER ALERT!!* intentionally made the train crash in order to find a person with super powers. (Yes, his plan was to kill 100 people to find one person in like 300 million who couldn't get hurt. He was very smart.)

So, what if this dildo-tosser has been tossing dildos at people all over the world, waiting for the day to find the man who, without a moment's hesitation, raises his chin and snatches the dildo out of the air?

WHAT IF, GUYS? WHAT IF THAT'S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?

Citations: Man catches dildo in his mouth with expert precision and immediately goes viral (The Daily Dot)