I know this is supposed to be a cute video where a little girl is hilariously opposed to having another brother because kids are ridiculous. But a part of me finds this heartbreaking.
Put yourself in this slobbering toddler's shoes for a moment.
Once upon a time, you were the only child of a loving couple and your parents doted on you like royalty. Then, a little baby with a wiener came along.
That was OK for a while because it was just the two of you, but then another boy came along and the ratio was suddenly two wieners to none. You really start to lose out on some high-in-demand attention. And then, after all of that, you suddenly heard another wiener was entering the equation?
She just feels left out, guys. And I get that. Sometimes I feel like I don’t have a wiener, either.