John Oliver Absolutely Destroyed Donald Trump With Another Epic Segment
After purposefully steering clear of the Trump frenzy in the media for the last eight months, John Oliver has now dedicated two lengthy segments to completely eviscerating America's orange Mussolini on "Last Week Tonight."
His previous Trump episode, which aired two weeks ago, got 22 million views on YouTube and generally focused on all the ways Donald Trump is a lying, fascist moron. This new video, on the other hand, has a far more specific target locked in its sights: Trump's wall.
Yes, Trump's beautiful wall -- presumably made from gold coins and the spinal chords of orphans -- will be, according to Trump, anywhere from 30 to 90 feet tall and 1,000 miles long.
In this episode, John Oliver breaks down how much, exactly, that will cost. Trump said it will cost anywhere from $4 billion to $12 billion, but according to experts, it would actually cost closer to 25 billion dollars. But, it gets even worse because, in seven years, maintenance on this wall could actually exceed the original cost of erecting it, according to expert analysis.
Yeah, it's insane.
So, how are we going to pay for it, according to Trump? Mexico. Mexico is going to be made to pay for the wall.
Now, what did Mexican officials have to say to that? Oliver reminds us of one former Mexican president who so aptly explained,
I'm not going to pay for that f*cking wall.
At this point, Donald Trump is like Brad from middle school who keeps telling everyone how many girls he fingered at summer camp, and the entire class just believes him because they think he's cool, but they all kind of know the furthest he ever went with a girl is breastfeeding.
Don't elect Brad, America.