Guy On Tinder Hits On Girl By Hilariously Outlining Future Together
Ever since Tinder first burst onto the scene a couple of years ago, people have employed a number of incredibly diverse approaches to get other people to eventually take their clothes off.
Some people throw out ridiculous pickup lines off the bat and hope that someone defies the astronomical odds by responding positively. It normally doesn't work, but percentages don't really matter if literally anyone says "yes."
However, other people have been known to put a bit more effort into their planning with an approach I like to call the "Laughably Long String Of Borderline Insanity," a strategy that often includes a comprehensive outline of a hypothetical life together.
The guy in this situation decided to go with that tactic, and it would appear brevity isn't his strong suit.