It takes a little bit of work to get someone's attention on Tinder and, unless your profile picture features you fighting a tiger while flying a helicopter shirtless, you're probably going to have to put in some effort if you want to have any success (depending on how you define the word).
One of the best ways to set yourself apart is by sending an opening message that your match can't ignore, which can range from a simple "Hi" to something a little more involved.
The guy in this example went with that second option.
Twitter user @JulesGeary was lucky enough to run into this particularly verbose suitor, and while I won't directly comment on the quality of his effort, I will say I hope he's not typing out unique hypothetical life scenarios for each person he's matched with.
At least he tried.
Photos Courtesy: Jules Geary