All people talk to their animals. We talk to them like they're our children, and they ignore us like we're loud trees because animals don't understand languages.
We came to this agreement long ago.
But that contract was violently breached by the dog in this video when it engaged in a long and heated debate over whether eating its owner's potato skins was justified.
The dog dared to speak up in its own defense, but worry not: Our human representative in the discussion held strong and reiterated his points clearly and passionately, and soon enough, the rebellious canine acquiesced to the higher-ranking human.
One day, the animal kingdom will rise up and bloodily overthrow us. But until that day, we get all the damn potato skins.