Guy On Anesthesia Thinks He Went To Dubai And Bought Billions Of Strippers

Based on the number of videos featuring people saying insane things after getting drugged up for surgery to appear online over the past few years, I'm not sure I'd ever want to undergo anesthesia -- even if I was in a life-threatening situation.

Even if I managed to make it through the surgery, I'd have to weigh whether or not I wanted to potentially die of embarrassment for saying something in my stupefied state I'd never be able to live down.

Some things just aren't worth the risk.

I doubt the guy in this video was particularly happy his drugged-up ramblings were uploaded to YouTube for all of the world to see.

But, based on what I've heard come out of other people's mouths while in similar situations, I think he should be proud of all the things that came out of his.

I'm eagerly awaiting to see which Hollywood studio is going to swoop in and claim the rights to the story about this guy's fascinating, imagined adventures in Dubai, United Arab Emirates.

It'll be called "Billions of Strippers and a Camel," and it will be liiiiiiiiiiit.