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Guy Accuses His Ex-Girlfriend Of Sleeping With Entire Wu-Tang Clan (Video)

I don't normally watch "Divorce Court," but apparently it's a show where people who have escaped from insane asylums go to feel like they belong.

Exhibit A: In this episode, a man accuses his ex of sleeping with every member of the Wu-Tang Clan.

It sounds like a ridiculous claim, but it turns out his ex hung out with the rap group one night until 7 am during a recent tour.

I like to imagine if she did, in fact, sleep with any member of the Clan that night (let's say it was Raekwon), at some point she whispered "Wait, no hickeys," and he nodded with sage approval, saying "Protect ya neck."