This Golden Retriever Is Really Terrible At Catching Food In His Mouth (Video)

I kind of just assumed all dogs that have not been genetically altered to have comically short legs or fit inside a fanny pack are all good at certain things.

But, just as I just can't play the piano no matter how much money my dad pays an old Eastern European lady with varicose veins to teach me (her name was Olga, and she made her own cheese), some dogs just suck at doing things.

And we're lucky they do.

Because watching a Golden Retriever named Fritz try and fail, in super slow motion, to snatch hot dogs, doughnuts and burritos mid-air is one of the finer pleasures in life.

Keep up the good fight, Fritz.

You're my hero.