"Fifty Shades Of Grey" has been a catalyst for controversy ever since it started waking up the nether regions of sexually oblivious people around the world, and it would appear the recently released film adaptation is doing what it can to carry on the legacy.
You didn't have to have a sophisticated understanding of how the world works to predict someone was going to get arrested for having a bit too much fun with themselves in a darkened theater, but that's not the only incident that's happened at a screening so far.
According to Mirror, an allegedly intoxicated woman in England created a particularly memorable experience for moviegoers after she "lost control of everything" and reportedly spewed basically every foul-smelling body fluid you can think of on the floor of the theater.
This might sound like a dream come true for people with a certain fetish, but it would appear the people who'd flocked to the theater to see some softcore bondage porn were only willing to deal with so much discomfort.
A source said,
There was no way they could clean it up there and then -- it would be a specialist job, so the film was stopped and everybody had to leave. It was so disappointing. We'd really been looking forward to seeing it after reading the books.
According to everything I've read, they probably weren't missing much, but ticket holders were apparently offered a refund for a ticket at a later date.
I'd probably just take that as a sign I should leave and watch some real porn, but based on my experience with "Fifty Shades Of Grey" fans, I'm surprised no one was crazy enough to try to sit through the film anyway.