"Fifty Shades of Grey" seems to really bring out the crazy in people.
We recently told you about a trio of Scottish women who attacked a man during a screening of the raunchy film.
Now, a woman in Sinaloa, Mexico has been arrested for masturbating during the movie.
The 33-year-old woman sat in the 12th row while she went to town on herself. She was then placed in handcuffs by the authorities, which is maybe what she was hoping for, considering her apparent fervent love for BDSM sex.
I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but people really need to get a hold of themselves, especially when around other human beings.
There's a whole ocean of hardcore pornography out there on the Internet to beat off to. There's no need to double-click your mouse in a public place.
We're better than this, people.