Incredibly Confused Guy Just Cannot Understand Women's Underwear (Video)
When I was first told what a thong was, I was very confused.
First of all, I was confused about why exactly my dad sat me down and explained what thongs were to me.
Secondly, I had an incredibly hard time processing how girls happily walked around with perpetual super wedgies strangling their buttholes.
Also, its purpose eluded me for many years, but that didn't bother me so much. There were many things about women I did not know, such as,
Why won't they ever kiss my face orifice?
Thankfully, the guy in this video poses all the questions men have had over the course of their thong-conscious lives.
We are a stupid breed, we men. But let's all be honest here, thongs make absolutely no sense, right?