Your New Anthem May Just Be This Catchy Song About Eating The Booty

If you like romantic music videos, copious amounts of auto-tune and the ancient art of smushing the orifice with which you eat your food against the one your partner uses to discard theirs once it's fully digested, you are going to LOVE this video.

At this point, there are romantic songs about basically everything -- including being hungover -- so why not have one about everyone's favorite "Sesame (Chicken) Street" character... Dookie Monster?

If you like puns like the one above, you will also like this video.

Unfortunately, if you do not like poophole eating, or poophole-eating puns, then you might not like this video.

But you should watch it anyway because sex ed is important.