This Guy Literally Broke Into A Fast Food Restaurant To Cook Himself A Meal
Last month, the Internet was flooded with posts featuring people who drastically underestimated how prepared they were to take on St. Patrick's Day. But, none of those examples compare to a story that surfaced this week.
Police in Washington DC are offering a $1,000 reward to anyone who can help them track down the man who broke into a Five Guys franchise on Irving Street and fired up the griddle to cook a burger between 3 am and 5 am on March 18.
The man reportedly managed to infiltrate the burger joint by slipping in behind a delivery guy as he entered the restaurant.
The burglar apparently bided his time there before saving the $11 you somehow always manage to spend at Five Guys by helping himself to a bottle of water and a freshly cooked burger.
While there's no actual proof the crime was motivated by the insatiable urge for greasy food most people develop after they spend a few hours sipping Guinness with shots of whisky, I've watched enough "Law & Order" reruns to know how to piece the evidence together.