The Internet Photoshopped A Couple's Kissing Pic And Hilarity Ensued

When will people learn? You can never ask the Internet to do anything for you.

And, for God's sake, never seek the assistance of Photoshoppers. They are incapable of not trolling you. It is in their nature.

Asking the Internet to help you Photoshop a picture is like asking a burning house to help you blow out the candles on your birthday cake.

And yet people keep doing it.

This kissing couple asked the Internet to "Photoshop out the kid"...

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 ...and the very literal Internet complied.

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It was a day at the beach no one would ever forget...

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 ...and the marine life was so beautiful.

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Seriously, people, when will you understand crowdsourcing only works for stuff involving Zach Braff?

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This one is actually sort of sweet.

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This Photoshopper did not get rid of the kid, so he failed. Rules are rules. I don't care what level Super Saiyan he is.

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Sure, they said "Photoshop out the kid," but this person clearly became a man.

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Teamwork is key.

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Haven't you heard the good news? Time is a flat circle.

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I think I like the DIY approach best.

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