Instagram loves avocados, but babies apparently don't. Therefore, we may deduce Instagram is not a baby, despite its propensity to squeal out for your attention and make you stare at its crap.
There was a time in all our lives when we tried an avocado for the first time, and the baby in this video has the correct reaction. It's not that she hates it, she's just fundamentally confused by the taste.
Avocados are delicious, but they're also kind of creepy. I wouldn't want to be alone in a room with an avocado. I always insist my girlfriend watches over me when I'm making myself a sandwich.
You can never be too careful.