This season of "The Bachelorette" will premiere on May 23 (!!), but to hold you over until then, ABC has released the photos of the 26 men who will be vying for JoJo's heart. And I gotta say, JoJo is waaaaay too hot for most of them.
Look, I'm the first person to tell you that people look different IRL than they do in pictures. I look like literal ass in photos. My boyfriend thought I was just "cute" when he saw pictures of me on Bumble, but then when he met me for our first date, he thought I was "woah, WAY better in person." So maybe these guys will look better when we meet them later this month.
But right now, I'm just ... not impressed.
Let's take a look at the few who stood out to me the most.
I was immediately drawn to this guy. His name is Will. He's 26, and he's a civil engineer. He kind of looks like someone I'd see wearing a baseball cap and a pair of Chubbies at a pre-game in college. I'd definitely flirtatiously ask him to be my beer pong partner, and I feel like he'd be really sweet and drink my beer for me for the rest of the game if I felt like I was getting too drunk.
All right, I have a confession to make: I'm an Italian girl from New Jersey. And this guy, Alex, a 25-year-old U.S. Marine, has the dark-haired, tattooed, Italian-guido look that totally pulls on my hoop-earring-loving, cheetah-print-wearing heart strings. Here's hoping that he doesn't sound as stupid as the people on "Jersey Shore," though (or me, if you get a few drinks in me).
This guy, Jordan, has some nicely quaffed hair. He's a 27-year-old former professional quarterback. He looks like the kind of guy who would shake your hand's dad really firmly. Like, he and his friends spent their adolescence practicing handshaking. He also looks like he wants to get married right this second. He's got a venue picked out and everything.
Who are your favorites? Go to "The Bachelorette" Facebook page and check the rest out. And be sure to stock up on wine and female friends to watch this season with!