The Game Posted A D*ck Pic For Valentine's Day

The Game has done it again.

The rapper, who enjoys public dick pics and excessive hashtagging, shared a pair of Valentine's Day selfies for all the single ladies out there.

The first, in true Game style, features him, shirtless, in the bathroom, sporting red spandex-y underwear and a raging boner. A rose mural in the background completes the ~V-Day~ vibes.

The second --  well, really, the second one is all about his tree trunk of a schlong.

Most notable, however, is the hundred-or-so hashtags he used to complete the posts. If you read them all, it almost sounds like a how-to guide for V-Day sex. Maybe that's why he has a hard-on -- it's like word porn (albeit really, really cheesy word porn). Or lyrics, maybe? Who knows.

I can't put this into words any better than The Game himself did, so you'll just have to take a look for yourself below.