It's Halloween night.
You and a couple close friends are getting ready at your place and picking out the cutest costumes.
Should you be a mouse? A cat? How about an angel or devil? Halloween only comes once a year, so you totally have to rock it.
LOL, shut the fuck up, Katie (hi, I'm Katie). This isn't how Halloween works, and you know it.
If you're a blackout bitch like me, Halloween means binge drinking and stuffing your face with pizza 'til you vom.
It means dressing up in ugly costumes and ending the night with makeup smeared all over your face. It means taking home a questionable man dressed as a superhero or goblin and waking up the next day not knowing who he is.
THAT, MY FRIENDS, is Halloween, and this "SNL" sketch captures it perfectly.
In the three-minute clip, watch Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer and Aidy Bryant have an epic Halloween night that turns totally savage.
The ladies start the night together sober and happy.
They're finishing up the final touches on their costumes and talking about their low-key plans for the night.
At one point, Cecily literally says,
I think I'm not gonna drink tonight.
Sound familiar? Yup, that's me every night.
Fast-forward five hours, and there she is, our shining star! Cecily is all of us after drinking on Halloween.
It's a pretty hysterical sketch because it's just so damn accurate. Cecily vomits, Vanessa bitches everyone out and Aidy runs around crying with no shoes.
That's me and my best friends every Saturday! So, who wants to date me?!
In the end, Aidy ended up actually having a decent time. I won't give away any spoilers, but let's just say she wasn't wearing green lipstick at the start of her night.
I'm not sure what I'll be for Halloween this year, but I probably won't spend money on a costume.
Whatever I wear will be covered in vomit, blood and tears by the end of the night, so it's probably best if I just save money.
ANYWAY, be sure to check out the full sketch in the video above.
Happy Halloween to my drunk single ladies! Cheers.