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PornHub Asks Corinne From 'The Bachelor' To Star In New Video

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EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND LISTEN UP. We have a Corinne update, and boy is it a doozy.

If you've had a pulse these past few weeks, you might have heard about Corinne, the 24-year-old "Bachelor" contestant stealing hearts and confusing people everywhere.

Nick Viall's flame has a nanny (like, to take care of her), she loves "cheese pasta" and... oh yeah, she was in a 2 Chainz rap music video.

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If you thought the glamour ended there, Pornhub Records (yup, a real record label) just exclusively revealed to Elite Daily that it offered Corinne a spot in a music video. And the stipulations are PERFECT.

Check out the letter below:

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Their offer letter reads:

Dear Ms. Corinne Olympios — I hope this letter finds you well. I wanted to reach out and offer you a unique opportunity in light of transpired last night. By way of background, back in 2014 Pornhub launched it's very own record label, aptly dubbed Pornhub Records. Since its inception, the label has worked with popular artists including Waka Flocka, Flo Rida, LMFAO's Redfoo and Coolio, among others. We happened to take notice of your appearance in the music video for 2 Chainz song "Zip & A Double Cup" and must admit you were the quite standout. We were enamored with your talent. So much so that we'd like to feature you in an upcoming music video for Pornhub Records. Before you reject us right off the bat, give us some serious consideration Corinne. We're willing to work with you and adhere to your demands. Here's a list of what we have thus far — Voodoo dolls will be permitted on set. You will have free rein to take as many naps on set as you'd like — I mean Jordan and Lincoln took naps. We are open to including your nanny Raquel in the video. Let us know if you'd like to share the spotlight. That's all we have for right now but are open to additional requests. Quite simply, we want to make Corinne great again. Let's take the music industry by storm and do this. Sincerely, Corey Price Vice President, Pornhub

WOO-EEE. Desperate much, Pornhub? I don't blame you.

We were enamored with your talent.

Corinne, let's clear this up. You've always been great. No need to make you great, again.

Second of all, Pornhub nailed it when they said you are "quite the standout." Whatever kind of crazy you're selling, I'm buying.

Third, ENDLESS NAPS, CORINNE. TAKE THE DEAL.

No word if Corinne has agreed yet to participate in Pornhub Records, but maybe if we all hold hands and chant her name in unison this dream will come true.

One thing is for sure, Corinne: Pornhub has a rose (read: music video deal) with your name on it.