THEY'RE NOT ENGAGED?!?! WTF. STOP PLAYING WITH OUR F*CKING EMOTIONS.
In 2013, world morale was dealt a serious blow when one of our great unions broke up. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, the Martha and George Washington of our generation, decided they could no longer be a single unit. It was devastating. We all mourned.
Then, a light from the darkness appeared. Reports that Liam and Miley -- celeb couple name M'Am -- patched things up and decided to get back together started spreading across the Internet after Miley was seen with a massive engagement ring on her finger.
Apparently we all read into this whole thing wayyyyyyyy too much.
Liam told Australia's TV Week,
I am not engaged, no.
Oh?!!? So, Miley Cyrus-Hemsworth isn't a thing that's happening now?!! WTF! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE T-SHIRTS I HAD CUSTOM MADE SAYING "TEAM M'AM" ON THEM?!?!
The good news, though, is they are, in fact, still together, according to PEOPLE, so there is still hope for a Miley-Liam wedding.
Fingers crossed. Please stop breaking up, you guys. Our emotions can't handle it.