As the most shameless among you may already know, yesterday was National Selfie Day.
Kim Kardashian West, the patron saint of auto-photographical content, came in juuuust under the wire with a selfie to honor the faux holiday on Tuesday evening.
The reality star posted a pic to Instagram, reassuring fans she'd never forget NSD.
Her angle of choice? CLEAVAGE SELFIE, Y'ALL!
Classic choice, Kim. Classic choice.
Cleavage selfies are a favorite of the 35-year-old, but she's renown for her commitment to selfie diversity and, above all, volume.
Now, we reflect briefly on Kim's recent contributions to the world of selfies.
Mirror Selfie: The Foundation of the Art Form
Video Selfie: A Contemporary Twist on a Picture of Your Face
Mommy Selfie: Because She Has A Kid, Now
Yeezy Selfie: Where Art and Commerce Collide
Valentino Selfie: He Is Still Alive, Go Figure
Wig Selfie: The Importance of Documenting Different Looks
“Selfish” Selfie: Cataloguing Your Selfies for Public Consumption
Pregnancy Selfie: Because She Has Two Kids, Now
Military Selfie: Where Did Y'all Get Your Hats?
Gym Selfie: Prove Your Superiority
Beach Selfie: Prove Your Superiority
Engagement Ring Selfie: Prove Your Superiority
Butt Selfie: How Else Will Anyone Know You Have One?
And the pièce de résistance…
Nude Selfie: When You AND Chloë Grace Moretz Both Need Press
Selfie novices attempting any of the above, be warned: This is more than just a hobby.
LOL, JK. This is bullshit. You'll be great at it!
