It seems as though all Kendall Jenner does these days is shop for sexy lingerie.
Why does she need so much lingerie?
Is she running a Heidi Fleiss-esque escort service? Is the entire fashion world in on it?
Although it's unclear if the fashion elite en totale is aware of the scheme (that I obviously didn't just create in a fit of paranoia), Gigi Hadid may very well be involved.
The besties, who both walked in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, accompanied each other to LA panty supplier Trashy Lingerie.
The duo sported matching bomber jackets, leggings, black chain-strap Yves Saint Laurent bags, sneakers and sunglasses... almost as if they were wearing uniforms as one sometimes does in the workplace.
Hmmmm. SUSPICIOUS, LADIES.