As this beautiful nation has come to learn, the purest form of romance takes place over the course of six weeks in a mansion filled with competitors all vying for the same person's eternal love and attention.
Let's just say if Brangelina were introduced by Chris Harrison, they may not be in their current situation.
The couple were featured on the twelfth season of "The Bachelorette" and have now been engaged for almost three months.
This weekend, JoJordan — if that's not a couple name that already exists, someone please help me contact a copyright attorney — attended Mohegan Sun's 20th Anniversary event.
The happy couple answered questions at a Reality Check-In at the Mohegan Sun Casino.
When asked if they would be willing to have a show like fellow "Bachelor" couple, Ben Higgins and Lauren Bushnell, the two seemed pretty open to the idea -- although the pair admitted they have yet to watch "Happily Ever After."
We're not closed off to the idea, it's something to think about... It depends what it would be about. I would like to do a show that's very unscripted.
Jordan followed by saying,
If it's like our Snapchats in real life, then yeah.
Uh, yeah, that sounds amazing.
If you've never had the pleasure of watching JoJordan on the Snapchat screen, you've been sorely missing out.
Imagine these brief clips stretched in to 30 minutes (minus 12 minutes for commercial breaks) on ABC! We'd never have a reason to leave the house again.
Episode 1: Pony Up, Boy.
Episode 2: Not-So-Happy Feet.
Episode 3: Lettuce Turnip The Beet.
Episode 4: Everyone Poops.
Episode 5: Chipotle Doesn't Have Eggs, So I Brought Eggs.
Speaking of Chipotle, Jordan said his fiancé would "eat Chipotle every day of the week if she could."
See you guys, reality stars ARE just like us!