Jamie Dornan Does 'Fifty Shades' Skit With Ellen DeGeneres


"Fifty Shades Darker" star Jamie Dornan doesn't know dick about sex toys. Sorry.

The 34-year-old visited "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" on Tuesday to talk about the upcoming sequel to "Fifty Shades of Grey" and admitted he has limited experience with the Red Room's tools.

He told Ellen,

Hmm. OK. So, essentially, hardcore sex toys are nothing more than common tools used in everyday situations. Interesting.

Naturally, Ellen ran with this information and asked Jamie to perform a sensual skit using supplies from Staples, like Scotch tape and a stapler, for optimal, hot, doing-it pleasure.

Talk about not safe for work. You're fired. I'm fired. Ellen's fired. We're all fired.

When the daytime host asked whether Jamie brought Red Room props home to use with his wife, Amelia Warner, he told her,

More like LAME-y BOREnan, right, ladies? Yes, just like Lame-y Borenan.

Lame-y did lay down some vague plot spoilers, suggesting fans looking for the same vibe as the original film are in for a change of pace.

He told Ellen,

Cool, that sounds like a selfish enough motive to maintain Christian Grey's darkness, even if he is lame-ing it up on a professional level these days.

Lame-y admitted,

Our boy's got jokes this time around and that's what we're all seeing the "Fifty Shades" franchise for: the nuanced humor.

Citations: Jamie Dornan and Ellen DeGeneres Substitute Office Supplies for Sex Toys in Fifty Shades Darkest Spoof (E!)