This Cringeworthy TV Kiss Is So, So Bad
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
This TV kiss makes me want to jump off a skyscraper. Why would God let something like this happen?!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What did we as a society ever do to deserve this?!?!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Full warning: There is no going back to living your old life after you watch this clip.
There isn't much you need to know about this clip other than it happened on Australia's "Married at First Sight," it involves a date between Cheryl and Andrew and will likely make you want to get sterilized -- because the thought of exposing children to a world that can breed this is nauseating.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Brb, burning my eyes out with a red hot spike.
OK, wow. A lot to unpack here.
For starters, did this guy have the lyrics to that song under a candle right in front of him as the two sat on the world's windiest beach?
Who brings lyrics to a beach?!
Also, WTF SONG IS HE SINGING?!
I've never heard it before, so I'm going to go ahead and assume this dude wrote his own song and then brought the lyrics to the date.
Then, Andrew, buddy, you can't Vulcan-grip a lady's denim shirt, yank her toward you and then, like, demand a kiss. It doesn't work like that.
A good rule of thumb is that if you have to grunt when you pull someone toward you, she likely isn't up for kisses.
Cheryl was not up for kisses.
The sad part is this isn't even the most awkward reality TV kiss over the past 12 months.
So, Andrew. Meet your silver lining. His name is Josh.