The coolest part about being a celebrity, in my opinion, is going to fancy parties where they serve unlimited free booze.
A bottle of wine is like, 12 dollars, so if I can get that shit for zero bucks, then count me in.
The "La La Land" actor went HAM on the champagne and he got a little too tipsy to answer questions from the press.
A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART.
While Ryan Gosling was in the media room with his co-stars and cast, someone asked him and Emma Stone to discuss "the love fantasy the film presents."
In the video above, you can see the actor and actress struggling to understand WTF the speaker is asking.
The entire time, Emma Stone is literally thinking, "Can somebody strangle me???? PLZ????"
Ryan Gosling also looks like he's about to pass out. He's definitely eight glasses deep at this point.
After a brief pause, the actor leaned into the microphone and said,
UH, CLEARLY. I recognize those glazed-over eyeballs. He looks like every man I made out with in college (except Ryan is a million times hotter and is prob still sober enough to remember my name).
Also, lmao, look at this guy.
Anyway, Ryan Gosling wasn't drunk during the ENTIRE awards show.
When he received the award for Best Actor, he delivered an emotional and touching acceptance speech and thanked his partner, Eva Mendes.
He told the audience,
This is so cute and everything but let's just replace "my lady" and sweetheart" with "Katie."
Haha, that's me. My name is Katie.
Love you, Ryan. Thanks for always making me smile. HEHEHE.