I'm going to start this piece off with a little PSA: Kim Kardashian could have very well died Sunday night. She was held at gunpoint in a foreign country, bound and gagged against her will and locked in a bathroom.
The robbers, who got away with $10 million in jewelry, have yet to be apprehended by the police. Kanye stopped his concert right in the middle of "Heartless" when he heard the news, Gigi Hadid immediately amped up her security and Kim was flown directly out of France to New York as soon as she was able to get on a plane.
This is obviously a very serious situation and needs to be treated as such. That being said, this has to be one of the weirdest Hollywood stories of all time.
Kim is one of the biggest names on the planet. The idea that a group of robbers were able to gain access to her is a hard pill to swallow, especially for all of those Twitter conspiracy theorists who think the robbery was an inside job executed by some person with a grudge.
The internet is even more insane than we thought, it turns out, seeing as there's now a theory floating around that the robbery was an inside job pulled off by a certain mom-ager in an attempt to continue to keep her family relevant.
Yup, in under 24 hours since the robbery took place, Twitter has convinced itself that Kris Jenner is without a doubt the puppet master of the entire robbery.
As crazy as this all sounds, I think we all need to admit there are a million reasons why she would want to do this.
I'm not saying she did do it... BUT her family has stayed relevant for 10 years thanks to an absurd amount of controversy.
"Keeping up With The Kardashians" lives or dies based on that family being involved in insane situations. Did Kris hire a crime syndicate to rob Kim in an attempt at securing ratings?
Maybe this all had to do with Blac Chyna?
Blac Chyna's baby shower was Sunday. Are the two related? Was this just to get the spotlight back on Kimmy?
"Rob And Chyna" could be stealing focus away from the core family's show.
I feel like I should mention Kris isn't the only one Twitter is blaming for the robbery.
There is a large constituency on the web who actually think Taylor Swift might have planned the robbery.
Once again, these are all just theories. We'll maybe never know for sure who is responsible for what happened.
For now, though, our thoughts and prayers are with the Kardashian family during this incredibly difficult time.