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Kourtney Kardashian Posts Bare Butt Pic On Instagram

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It's Wednesday, kids, and you know what that means: CELEBRITY BUTTTTTTTS!!!

Just like every day!

You're welcome!

Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian West were frolicking around Costa Rica butt-first while the rest of us were just sort of hoping our butts didn't mold into cubes in our desk chairs.

Kourt shared a pic of her butt perched on a balcony railing. Her caption warned fans, in the words of our guardian angel Beyoncé, “I don't think you ready for this jelly.”

IDK. I think we feel pretty ready.

Everybody loves a butt. I don't make the rules. I just write about the butts. I'm the Matthew, Mark, Luke and John of celebrity hineys.

Kourt also shared some side-butt during her visit in a picture that proves she even looks gorgeous when she's catching a fart in her hand like a baseball.

Kourt's baby daddy, Scott Disick -- a man who, 10 years into this relationship, somehow still isn't totally ready for this jelly -- initially joined her in Costa Rica, but left for Miami after getting into a fight with Kim and Kris Jenner.

The fight, allegedly over a woman Scott had stowed away during the trip, didn't teach the father of three any major life lessons because he spent his stay in Miami with a different woman (read: teenager).

Kourtney would obviously prefer a family vacation where her on-again, off-again boyfriend didn't run away to Barely Legal Island at the first sign of conflict, but Scott's behavior is nothing new.

A source told People,

Doy. You can't properly raise a 7-year-old when you're trying to teach a drunk 11th grader SAT prep. Common sense.

Let these girls go back to their normal, young lives, Scott. You know, free of any 33-year-old, bearded, kept men of reality TV fame. There's plenty of time for that down the line.