What up, Taylor Swift?
Your good friend Katy Perry has something she'd like to show you.
This past week, the "Fireworks" singer went paddle boarding with boyfriend Orlando Bloom. Katy enjoyed her afternoon as Orlando paddled her around the water, butt naked.
Yup, you read that right. The actor's penis was 100 percent out in public. And, luckily, there are photos!
Hell yeah, ORLANDO BLOOM'S DICK IS ON THE INTERNET.
Sorry, I didn't give you much warning, but that's the censored pic. If you wanna check out the whole package, here are some NSFW photos of Orlando's peen. Bless.
Now, back to Katy Perry. The singer obviously has a dark history with Taylor Swift. ALL RIGHT, let's not sugarcoat things. The ladies freaking hate each other.
They also both are in pretty public relationships with two famous actors. Hmm, what are the odds?
Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have been making headlines from their PDA ever since they started dating.
They're probably the most talked about celeb couple, until now.
ENTER KATY PERRY.
Taylor Swift, I'mma let you finish but Katy Perry just took the best photo with her boyfriend of all time.
Sorry Tom, it looks like your "I Love T.S." shirt doesn't cut it. Better luck next time!
My thoughts on dem naked Orlando Bloom photos pic.twitter.com/PuJn34vrnF — James Weir (@hellojamesweir) August 3, 2016