Jennifer Lawrence Nearly Killed Sound Guy By Scratching Butt

Jennifer Lawrence almost killed someone with her butt. You heard it here first.

After getting hilariously trolled by Chris Pratt on Instagram, Jennifer was on "The Graham Norton Show" and revealed that through a Rube Goldberg series of events she almost offed her sound guy,

We were filming in Hawaii, and there were sacred rocks. You're not supposed to sit on them.

Perhaps it was the curse of the sacred rocks, but when J Law's had an itch to scratch on her butt, she inadvertently caused an avalanche. It's just as chaos theory states: If someone scratches their butt in Hawaii, it causes an avalanche... also in Hawaii.

All right, I never finished my PhD in Chaos Theory. You figured me out.

The "Hunger Games" star added,

I, however, was in a wetsuit... Oh, my god they were so good for butt itching... One rock... ended up coming loose. It was a giant boulder, it rolled down this mountain, and almost killed our sound guy.

Basically, the sound guy was like this (except, you know, he was probably carrying a boom mic at the time):


Check out the entire, hilarious interview segment below.

So, did the sound guy make it away uncrushed? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes.

I'm just so glad that Jennifer Lawrence is not in jail right now serving time for any rock-related manslaughter. Sure, there have been other, crazier celeb-related scandals, but this one would be horrible.

I don't think I'd ever look at a rock the same way again. I don't think I'd ever look at Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson again.

Lawrence recently stated that were she not a mega movie star, she'd be a stripper. But if she actually killed someone with a boulder, she'd be a rock star. Get it? Because, uh, someone would have been... done in by a rock.

OK, I'll stop.


Citations: Jennifer Lawrence Almost Killed Someone by Scratching Her Butt -- Hear the Harrowing (and TMI) Story! (ET)