I don't think there's anything bad to say about Jamie Dornan.
The Irish actor has proven his versatility in Hollywood, going from a burly huntsman in "Once Upon A Time" to a strangling-obsessed psychopath in "The Fall" before proving he's more at home when's he sporting much less clothing in "Fifty Shades."
Though "Sons of Anarchy" star Charlie Hunnam was actually the top contender up for the role of BDSM-loving Christian Grey, Dornan quickly stepped in following scheduling conflicts and subsequently caused the underwear of millions to drop around the world.
I mean, just look at him.
His foreign accent may be disguised as Grey, but where he lacks in the seductive voice department, he makes up for with a perfect stomach, a strong smolder and DAT PERKY ASS.
He's all kinds of sexy. Fifty shades of sexy, to be exact.
In honor of Dornan's 35th birthday, you'll find 14 disgustingly beautiful images of the lad, clothed and otherwise, that justify my obsession.
Try to keep the drooling to a minimum.
I want to get lost in those eyes (and his mouth... maybe his beard... definitely his pants).
I'm not salivating, you're salivating.
I am warm for that form.
I've never had the desire to lick someone's back before.
Do you think he'd let me rub his head for some good luck?
You can slo-mo walk your way into my heart, Jamie.
Backwards hats, you are my weakness.
A man in a tailored suit also does a sufficient job getting me hot and bothered.
Jamie Dornan and I have finally have something in common: We are both super wet.
Nothing to see here, ladies and gentlemen. Just a guy with an alarmingly massive bicep.
It's just so... effortless. I don't get it.
He looks a bit chilly and I've already brainstormed multiple ways to keep him warm.
Just so, so pec-calent.
Just please be more perfect, I dare you.
You're welcome for this treat, America.
And Jamie, never stop being you. Just maybe be a little more nude.